| | Pickle Slicer Factory worker tells his wife about his urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. |
| | Vibrator-In-Law Father comes home one day to find his daughter masturbating with a studded dildo. |
| | No Sex Tonight Guy musters up the courage to talk a hot sexy looking woman and gets rejected harshly. |
| | The Rodeo Two cowboys are talking about their favorite sex positions. |
| | Sports of Choice A study by the National Science Foundation reveals something about sports and work. |
| | Reloading Farmer gets stung while taking a piss and goes to try out a remedy. |
| | Got a Duck Father gives his son a duck and tells him to go to town to get something for it. |
| | Redneck Honeymoon A guy from Alabama gets married and goes on a honeymoon with his wife. |
| | Put To Sleep Three dogs are talking about why their owners are having them put down. |
| | Was A Hooker A man and woman get married right away and then learn things about each other. |