Got a Duck
Father gives his son a duck and tells him to go to town to get something for it.

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There was a father who's son was going to the market. "Here, take this duck and get what you can for it. You can keep what ever you get off of it." So the boy take the duck and is going to town when he sees a whore house. He thinks for a moment then goes in and is approached by a hooker. "If you give me that duck I will sleep with you." Says the woman. "Ok." So they do their thing. When he is about to walk out, the woman comes back, "If you sleep with me again, I will give you your duck back" "Ok." So they do their thing again. The boy, deciding not to go to town, turns back home. Suddenly a man accidentally runs over the duck "OMG! I am so sorry! Here take twenty dollars and don't say anything to anyone please!" "Um... ok..." So the boy returns home and his father comes up to him "How did the duck business go?" "Well, I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck, and twenty bucks for a fucked up duck"

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