| | Hardass Drill Seargant A really tough going drill seargant gets the marines to stand in the snow. |
| | Knee Deep Guy goes to hell and gets a choice of three different tortures. |
| | Four Types There are just four types of sex. |
| | Coming To God A nun was asking the class which part of you goes to heaven first. |
| | Overly Impotent A woman goes to the doctor complaining about her husband's condition. |
| | Honked By Mistake Father was driving with his daughter when he honks the horn by accident. |
| | Got Holes A lady arrives in heaven and is greeted by Saint Peter. |
| | Seen A Ghost Professor at a university asks the students about ghosts. |
| | Clinton in Hell Bill Clinton goes to hell and Satan tells him it's full. |
| | Lay Off Vice president of a company is given a tough decision. |