
| | Weak and Faint "Doctor, I feel weak and faint." |

| | Stupid Husband A man came home to find his wife in bed with his friend... |

| | Beautiful Redhead A young man got onto a bus and took a seat beside a most beautiful redhead. |

| | Last Night Ivon looked worried. He was explaining to his friend about his experience after the party the night before. |

| | At The Zoo Little Johnnie was at the zoo with his Mum and Dad. He had never seen an elephant before. |

| | New Bra Dave watched his flat chested wife try on her new bra. |

| | Female Gorilla The female gorilla at the local zoo had become irritable and moody. She was examined by a veterinarian. |

| | Santa Claus If you could sleep with any man, who would it be? |

| | Blew a Seal An eskimo was riding his snowmobile when it broke down. |

| | God and Adam God spoke to Adam. "Adam I have good news and bad news... |