Put To Sleep
Three dogs are talking about why their owners are having them put down.

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Three dogs were in a cage at the city pound: A Pit Bull, a German Shepherd and a Great Dane. The Pit Bull told the others "I was eating my dinner and my owner's two year old niece tried to grab my food, so I ripped out her throat. Now they are going to put me to sleep." The German Shepherd said "I chewed up my master's shoes yesterday and now they are going to put me to sleep." The Great Dane said "My master is a beautiful twenty two year old woman. The other day she came out of the shower and bent over in front of me, so I mounted her and did my thing." "So are you in here to be put to sleep too?" asked the others. "No, I'm here to have my nails clipped!"

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