| | Sperm Count An old man goes to the doctor and checks to see if his sperm count is low. |
| | Doing Laundry A young couple get married and go on their honeymoon to have sex. |
| | Hand Job A deaf couple sets up forms of communication in the bedroom when they want to have sex. |
| | Math Sex A math professor sends his wife a fax saying he is gonna fuck his assistant. |
| | Birds And The Bees Daughter walks in and asks her mother where babies come from. |
| | A Perfect Day Differences of a perfect day for man and woman. |
| | Going To Vegas Man comes home to find his wife packed and ready to go to Las Vegas. |
| | Dirty Golf Bunch of phrases that sound naughty but have an alternate meaning. |
| | Dog Named Sex Woman names her dog, sex, instead of using common dog names. |
| | Superman and Wonderwoman Superman flies around with his superhero friends when he spots Wonderwoman on the beach. |