| | Sperm The newly born sperm was receiving instructions in conception from the instructor. |
| | Ship Captains Two ship captains were sitting at the bar one night getting good and lit... |
| | Bus Tour On a senior citizen bus tour, the driver was surprised. |
| | Partition Business was good at the local whorehouse and the madam decided to partition one of larger rooms. |
| | Barbara Walters Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians. |
| | Adam and Even A guy goes to a costume shop and says "I'm going to a costume party as Adam and I need a fig leaf." |
| | Sexy Giraffe A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar, drinking a few beers when a giraffe walked in. |
| | Dating Tips Mother and daughter talk about boys. |
| | Newly Married A newly-married couple came home from their honeymoon and moved into the upstairs apartment they'd rented from the groom's parents. |
| | Marriage Infidelity A salesman was testifying in his divorce proceedings against his wife. |