| | Grass Sandwich American dude dances with a Swedish chick and later on they fuck. |
| | Gods Gift God was nearly finished creating the universe when he decided to give Adam and Eve a gift. |
| | Pregnant Actress A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by the midwife... |
| | Physique Muscular man walks into a bar. |
| | No Fucking Husband and wife are stranded on an island when another man drifts ashore. |
| | Blew a Seal An eskimo was riding his snowmobile when it broke down. |
| | Got Balls A man watches as a vulgar parrot addresses the flight attendant. |
| | Beautiful Girl Colin meets a girl on the street. He says, "Come on, babe, let's go in the alleyway and get it on. |
| | Sperm Donor A man walks into a sperm bank and declares I'm of royal blood and an I.Q. of 165, I'd like to make a donation. |
| | Condom Sale A condom saleswoman was stranded in the countryside and had to put up the night with a farmer and his two hilly-billy sons. |