| | 12 Priests Twelve priests were about to be ordained. |
| | The Nun A man asks the bus driver about the nun. |
| | Cheating Wife Charlie is in a mental institute and pretending to drive to Chicago while Bob has other plans. |
| | Girl's Dildos Three guys all buy dildos for their women. |
| | Boobs and Penis Son and daughter ask their parents about tits and cock. |
| | Unlock The Door Jill explains to John how a man makes love by unlocking a door. |
| | Medium Sized Guy goes into the pharmacy to buy condoms. |
| | Got Holes A lady arrives in heaven and is greeted by Saint Peter. |
| | Vibrator's Stuck Woman rushes to the hospital because of a sexual problem. |
| | Bigger Boobs Woman comes into the doctor to ask about how to make her breasts larger. |