| | Grandpa Died Jenny asks her grandmother how her grandfather died. |
| | Definitely School teacher goes around the class asking students to use the word definitely. |
| | Funny Story Guy explains to the judge about the young girl. |
| | Short Nose Guy moves to a nudist colony and gets a letter from his grandma. |
| | Season Pass The Dean talks to the students about certain rules of the school. |
| | Can't Remember An old man gets married to a young woman. |
| | Jack Schitt What to say when someone claims that you don't know "jack shit" |
| | Three Ducks Three ducks swimming in a pond get arrrested for trespassing. |
| | Car in Heaven Three friends die and go to heaven where St. Peter asks them how faithful they were in marriage. |
| | Gay Baby A gay couple decide they want to have a child. |