| | Grill Talk Husband makes a remark about his wife's ass. |
| | Blew Chunks Three men had a very late night drinking Guiness. They left in the early morning hours and went home separately. |
| | Young Pussy Son goes to his mom and dad to ask them about pussy and bitch. |
| | New Husband An elderly widow, searching for a husband, puts in an ad in the local paper. |
| | Wedding Pranks The wedding date was set and the groom's three pals, a carpenter, an electrician, and a dentist... |
| | Indian Boy One day a little indian boy walked up to the chief and said "Me ready for women." |
| | Foreign Legion A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years in the Sahara desert never having seen a woman. |
| | Sex Ed An elementary teacher decides to teach some sexual education to the class. |
| | You Have a Pussy Guy rings the door bell and asks the woman who answers it, a peculiar question. |
| | Anxiety and Panic What's the difference between anxiety and panic? |