| | Sex Secret A man watches an elderly couple going at it behind a gas station. |
| | Normal Penis Ed glances over at Ted's penis while at the urinals. |
| | Sex Problem A sexy woman goes to see a psychotherapist about her problem. |
| | Bus Tour On a senior citizen bus tour, the driver was surprised. |
| | First Time Guy picks up a hooker and they go to the nearest motel. |
| | Pickle Slicer Husband confesses to his wife that he has a terrible compulsion. |
| | Even For You Guy notices a sexy woman in a restaurant and sends her a bottle of expensive wine. |
| | Crazy Horse Guy walks into a bar and sees a big jar of money. |
| | Sergeants Two soldiers decide to go to a bar and one of them picks up a hooker. |
| | Adam and Even A guy goes to a costume shop and says "I'm going to a costume party as Adam and I need a fig leaf." |