| | Viagra Pill A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. |
| | Kingdom of Heaven Three men die on Christmas Eve and have to give St. Peter something to symbolize the holiday. |
| | Afternoon Quickie A married couple want to have sex but don't know what to do about their son. |
| | News Report A young reporter is sent out on his first assignment. |
| | Steroids A coach decides to give his team steroids to help them win. |
| | Big Prick An executive tries to fuck a hot young woman but is unable to. |
| | Apple Cider Boy comes up to his mom in the kitchen and asks for a glass of cider. |
| | Man's Child A husband has three children but one of them is a bit odd. |
| | Need a Doctor When a man faints in an intersection, a woman rushes to help him out. |
| | Muscular Man A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. |