| | Hand Job A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads... |
| | The Gambler The Gambler strikes the local bar. |
| | Pickle Slicer Factory worker tells his wife about his urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. |
| | Code Words The young parents used code words when discussing sex in front of their children. |
| | Naughty Goblin A naive woman catches and goblin and makes 3 wishes. |
| | Sex Time A beautiful young woman approaches a Sergeant Major and strikes up a converation. |
| | Johnny's Letter to Santa Little Johnny's sends a post-Christmas letter to the Santa Claus. |
| | Dirty Golf Bunch of phrases that sound naughty but have an alternate meaning. |
| | Weak and Faint "Doctor, I feel weak and faint." |
| | Milking Funny poem that starts off very erotic and sexual. |