| | Confession A married man confesses to a priest in the church. |
| | First Prize A scotsman falls asleep on the bus and two women check out what's under his kilt. |
| | Scottish Kilt A rather drunk Scotsman decides to take a nap under a tree. |
| | Compassionate Home Leave A trooper in colonial India is given home leave. |
| | Sex Study Why studying is better than sex. |
| | Wool A foreign guy accepts an offer from a hooker to have sex. |
| | Marriage Problems A guy goes to a psychiatrist about his marriage. |
| | Test Results A man in the hospital asks the nurse a question. |
| | Office Party Guy asks his wife what kind of stupid shit he did at the party. |
| | Hunting A professor asks one of his young students about her asshole. |