| | Sex Chat Girl asks how she's gonna go home after all the fucking. |
| | Sucking Two boys sneak upstairs to watch their parents have sex. |
| | Reloading Farmer gets stung while taking a piss and goes to try out a remedy. |
| | Having Sex Woman kept remarrying and having children until she died. |
| | Santa Clause Little girl sits on Saint Nicholas' lap and asks for a Barbie doll. |
| | Fucked the Maid Father phones into the doctor about his son. |
| | Kinky Stuff Funny and sexy questions and answers about things like speed limit of sex. |
| | Premature Ejaculation What happens when a man has both bladder control trouble and premature ejaculation? |
| | Redneck Honeymoon A guy from Alabama gets married and goes on a honeymoon with his wife. |
| | Hardass Drill Seargant A really tough going drill seargant gets the marines to stand in the snow. |