| | News Report A young reporter is sent out on his first assignment. |
| | Afternoon Quickie A married couple want to have sex but don't know what to do about their son. |
| | Kingdom of Heaven Three men die on Christmas Eve and have to give St. Peter something to symbolize the holiday. |
| | Viagra Pill A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. |
| | Studying is Better Ten reasons why studying is better than sex. |
| | Cowboy Boots An old guy buys himself some nice expensive boots but his wife doesn't notice. |
| | Biker Boy Crazy Mike asks the pharmacist for something to help him with the three girls coming over. |
| | Male Anatomy A woman is asked what are three main parts of male anatomy to win a $100,000 question. |
| | Confessional Four nuns line up to confess their sins to the priest. |
| | Alien Encounter Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near an abandoned gas station. |