| | Good News "I've got some good news and some bad news" the doctor says. |
| | Broken Leg "How did it happen?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man's broken leg. |
| | Hurricanes Why are hurricanes normally named after women? |
| | Foot In Mouth Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... |
| | Sex Robot Two friends meet in the office of one of them, a notorious techo-geek. |
| | First Visit Blonde visits a gynecologist to see why she has trouble trying to get pregnant. |
| | Leprechan A man walks into a public bathroom and begins using one of the urinals. |
| | Naughty Wife A woman finds out that her husband is cheating on her while stationed in Saudi Arabia. |
| | Coming To God A nun was asking the class which part of you goes to heaven first. |
| | Big Breasts Guy talks about how when he grows up he wants different qualities in a woman. |