| | Dirty Questions Little quiz to check how naughty your mind really is. |
| | Office Love After working together for some time Dick and Jane's office romance blossomed... |
| | No Sex Tonight Guy musters up the courage to talk a hot sexy looking woman and gets rejected harshly. |
| | Sperm Count An old man goes to the doctor and checks to see if his sperm count is low. |
| | Condom Sale A condom saleswoman was stranded in the countryside and had to put up the night with a farmer and his two hilly-billy sons. |
| | Sperm Donor A man walks into a sperm bank and declares I'm of royal blood and an I.Q. of 165, I'd like to make a donation. |
| | Beautiful Girl Colin meets a girl on the street. He says, "Come on, babe, let's go in the alleyway and get it on. |
| | Got Balls A man watches as a vulgar parrot addresses the flight attendant. |
| | Blew a Seal An eskimo was riding his snowmobile when it broke down. |
| | No Fucking Husband and wife are stranded on an island when another man drifts ashore. |