| | Girl's Dildos Three guys all buy dildos for their women. |
| | Cheating Wife Charlie is in a mental institute and pretending to drive to Chicago while Bob has other plans. |
| | The Nun A man asks the bus driver about the nun. |
| | 12 Priests Twelve priests were about to be ordained. |
| | Hardass Drill Seargant A really tough going drill seargant gets the marines to stand in the snow. |
| | Redneck Honeymoon A guy from Alabama gets married and goes on a honeymoon with his wife. |
| | Kinky Stuff Funny and sexy questions and answers about things like speed limit of sex. |
| | Premature Ejaculation What happens when a man has both bladder control trouble and premature ejaculation? |
| | Fucked the Maid Father phones into the doctor about his son. |
| | Santa Clause Little girl sits on Saint Nicholas' lap and asks for a Barbie doll. |