| | Pick A Toy Guy picks up a girl at a club, takes her back to his place and they fuck. |
| | Erection Problem Guy wants to ask a girl on a date but has a slight problem. |
| | Marriage Infidelity A salesman was testifying in his divorce proceedings against his wife. |
| | Three Nuns Three nuns were talking. The first nun said... |
| | Ship Captains Two ship captains were sitting at the bar one night getting good and lit... |
| | Parachuting Guy goes up on the plane to jump but gets scared at the last moment. |
| | Knee Deep Guy goes to hell and gets a choice of three different tortures. |
| | Porn Movies 30 things I learned from porn videos. |
| | Millionaire There once was a man who lost his arms in a car accident. One day he won a million dollar lottery. |
| | Sperm The newly born sperm was receiving instructions in conception from the instructor. |