| | Code Words The young parents used code words when discussing sex in front of their children. |
| | Pickle Slicer Factory worker tells his wife about his urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. |
| | The Gambler The Gambler strikes the local bar. |
| | Hand Job A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads... |
| | Tinkle A pregnant woman has triplets and each one has a problem with peeing. |
| | Chocolate Cookie Little Johnny asks his grandpa for beer. |
| | The Rodeo Two cowboys are talking about their favorite sex positions. |
| | Growing Up Two kids are growing up... |
| | First Time A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "Give me 5 shots of Jack!" |
| | Old Boat An elderly woman mistakingly talks to the wrong twin brother about his loss. |