| | Chocolate Cookie Rating: 6.02 - Little Johnny asks his grandpa for beer. |
| | Christmas Carol Rating: 2.05 - Young guy buys a singing parrot for his wife. |
| | Cigarette Warnings Rating: 2.02 - Canadian study showing cigarette smoke may cause other effects. |
| | Clinton in Hell Rating: 2.32 - Bill Clinton goes to hell and Satan tells him it's full. |
| | Code Words Rating: 2.94 - The young parents used code words when discussing sex in front of their children. |
| | College Class Rating: 2.06 - A professor, teaching a college sexuality class, was discussing the frequency of sex that could still be considered normal. |
| | Coming To God Rating: 2.80 - A nun was asking the class which part of you goes to heaven first. |
| | Compassionate Home Leave Rating: 1.99 - A trooper in colonial India is given home leave. |
| | Condom Sale Rating: 2.03 - A condom saleswoman was stranded in the countryside and had to put up the night with a farmer and his two hilly-billy sons. |
| | Confession Rating: 2.35 - A married man confesses to a priest in the church. |