| | Sisters of Mercy Rating: 2.16 - Guy is driving down the highway when he sees a sign. |
| | Slight Mistake Rating: 2.47 - Guy sees a hot blonde at the super market. |
| | Sneezing Rating: 2.06 - A woman sees a man sneeze and rub his penis on the plane. |
| | So Sorry Rating: 2.13 - Guy bumps into a woman's breast by accident and apologizes. |
| | Sore Throat Rating: 1.79 - Sexy blonde chick goes to the doctor complaining of illness. |
| | Sperm Rating: 3.25 - The newly born sperm was receiving instructions in conception from the instructor. |
| | Sperm Count Rating: 2.31 - An old man goes to the doctor and checks to see if his sperm count is low. |
| | Sperm Donor Rating: 3.40 - A man walks into a sperm bank and declares I'm of royal blood and an I.Q. of 165, I'd like to make a donation. |
| | Sports News Rating: 2.31 - Top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Athens Summer Olympics that they would like to take back. |
| | Sports of Choice Rating: 2.23 - A study by the National Science Foundation reveals something about sports and work. |