| | Pet Parrot Rating: 2.36 - Guy goes into a pet store and looks around to buy a parrot. |
| | Physique Rating: 3.07 - Muscular man walks into a bar. |
| | Pick A Toy Rating: 2.25 - Guy picks up a girl at a club, takes her back to his place and they fuck. |
| | Pickle Slicer Rating: 3.03 - Factory worker tells his wife about his urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. |
| | Pickle Slicer Rating: 3.04 - Husband confesses to his wife that he has a terrible compulsion. |
| | Pink Dildo Rating: 2.17 - An old lady walks into an erotic sex shop. |
| | Pinocchio Rating: 2.54 - Pinocchio was having sex problems with his girlfriend. |
| | Poodle Rating: 3.66 - Guy comes into the drug store every now and then and buys lots of condoms. |
| | Porn Movies Rating: 2.93 - 30 things I learned from porn videos. |
| | Praying Rating: 2.00 - On the night of their wedding, a young couple finally retired to their hotel room. |