| | Sex Time Rating: 5.01 - A beautiful young woman approaches a Sergeant Major and strikes up a converation. |
| | Sexologist Rating: 1.98 - A married couple went to a sexologist to help with their sex life. |
| | Sexual Favors Rating: 2.88 - The elderly Italian tells the priest his confession. |
| | Sexual Problem Rating: 2.17 - "Doctor," the embarrassed man said, "I have a sexual problem. |
| | Sexy Breast Rating: 3.19 - Guy accidentally bumps his elbow into a woman's tits. |
| | Sexy Giraffe Rating: 2.45 - A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar, drinking a few beers when a giraffe walked in. |
| | Shave Beard Rating: 3.68 - Married man is asked by his "girlfriend" to shave his beard. |
| | Ship Captains Rating: 3.08 - Two ship captains were sitting at the bar one night getting good and lit... |
| | Short Nose Rating: 1.86 - Guy moves to a nudist colony and gets a letter from his grandma. |
| | Should Be Dead Rating: 2.54 - Old lady tries to commit suicide but needs to find out how. |