| | Think That's Bad Rating: 9.47 - A cucumber, a pickle and a penis were talking about how their lives suck. |
| | Urine Sample Rating: 8.96 - The urine machine will give a diagnosis for any problem. |
| | The Gambler Rating: 7.41 - The Gambler strikes the local bar. |
| | The Rodeo Rating: 6.99 - Two cowboys are talking about their favorite sex positions. |
| | Old Boat Rating: 6.87 - An elderly woman mistakingly talks to the wrong twin brother about his loss. |
| | Tinkle Rating: 6.56 - A pregnant woman has triplets and each one has a problem with peeing. |
| | Cute Secretary Rating: 6.15 - Frank and Harry hire a sexy new secretary to help them out. |
| | Chocolate Cookie Rating: 6.02 - Little Johnny asks his grandpa for beer. |
| | Girl's Tattoo Rating: 5.99 - Woman gets a tattoo of Santa and Champaigne bottle on her legs. |
| | Dirty Golf Rating: 5.93 - Bunch of phrases that sound naughty but have an alternate meaning. |