| | Strip Club Rating: 2.40 - Two guys go to a strip club and watch the sexy dancers. |
| | Stiff Neck Rating: 2.19 - Man comes to visit his grandpa. |
| | Steroids Rating: 2.18 - A coach decides to give his team steroids to help them win. |
| | Squirrels Rating: 2.47 - A soldier tries to stand still in camouflage. |
| | Sports of Choice Rating: 2.23 - A study by the National Science Foundation reveals something about sports and work. |
| | Sports News Rating: 2.31 - Top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Athens Summer Olympics that they would like to take back. |
| | Sperm Donor Rating: 3.41 - A man walks into a sperm bank and declares I'm of royal blood and an I.Q. of 165, I'd like to make a donation. |
| | Sperm Count Rating: 2.31 - An old man goes to the doctor and checks to see if his sperm count is low. |
| | Sperm Rating: 3.25 - The newly born sperm was receiving instructions in conception from the instructor. |
| | Sore Throat Rating: 1.79 - Sexy blonde chick goes to the doctor complaining of illness. |