| | How Many Rating: 2.12 - Wife questions her husband about how many women he's been with. |
| | Hotel Vacancy Rating: 2.38 - Three men go on holiday abroad together. The tourist office informs them that there is only one hotel in town with vacancies. |
| | Hot Dog Rating: 2.73 - A man goes in to have surgery done on his dick. |
| | Horny Sluts Rating: 2.42 - A mother and daughter loved to play around. |
| | Horny Midget Rating: 2.15 - The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women was to be direct about it. |
| | Honked By Mistake Rating: 2.28 - Father was driving with his daughter when he honks the horn by accident. |
| | Hijacker Rating: 2.85 - Airplane hijacker busts into the cockpit holding the stewardess hostage. |
| | High Priced Rating: 1.89 - Lady comes into an accountant's office to do her taxes. |
| | Here's a Toast Rating: 2.36 - Guy makes a toast while he's drinking at bar with his buddies. |
| | Having Sex Rating: 3.21 - Woman kept remarrying and having children until she died. |