| | Sell Viagra Rating: 2.22 - A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walgreens and asks where the pharmacy counter is. |
| | Seen A Ghost Rating: 2.74 - Professor at a university asks the students about ghosts. |
| | Season Pass Rating: 2.34 - The Dean talks to the students about certain rules of the school. |
| | Screwed Up Rating: 3.96 - A woman comes into the church to confess her sins. |
| | Screwed Over Rating: 2.12 - Guy goes to a brothel and asks for sex. |
| | Screw Him Rating: 2.29 - The wife talks to her husband while he's hungover after a party. |
| | Scottish Kilt Rating: 2.38 - A rather drunk Scotsman decides to take a nap under a tree. |
| | Saving Up Rating: 2.43 - A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride was 23. |
| | Santa Clause Rating: 2.69 - Little girl sits on Saint Nicholas' lap and asks for a Barbie doll. |
| | Santa Claus Rating: 2.22 - If you could sleep with any man, who would it be? |