| | The Complaint - August 14th, 2006 The penis writes to management to complain about the bad work environment. |
| | Should Be Dead - August 13th, 2006 Old lady tries to commit suicide but needs to find out how. |
| | It's So Big - August 12th, 2006 Husband gets her wife to work as a whore so they can pay the bills. |
| | Par - August 10th, 2006 Husband fucks his wife on their honeymoon and afterwards tries to order food. |
| | Vibrator's Stuck - August 9th, 2006 Woman rushes to the hospital because of a sexual problem. |
| | Milking - August 8th, 2006 Funny poem that starts off very erotic and sexual. |
| | Being a Dick is Hard - August 7th, 2006 Top ten reasons why being a penis is not all it's cracked out to be. |
| | Explain Politics - August 5th, 2006 Young boy asks his dad to tell him the meaning of politics. |
| | Bigger is Dumber - August 4th, 2006 A family is on the beach when the son asks about boobs. |
| | First Time - August 4th, 2006 Guy picks up a hooker and they go to the nearest motel. |