| | Marriage Problems Rating: 2.11 - A guy goes to a psychiatrist about his marriage. |
| | Marry A Teacher Rating: 2.20 - Bellboy attends to three new married couples and shows them their rooms. |
| | Math Sex Rating: 2.47 - A math professor sends his wife a fax saying he is gonna fuck his assistant. |
| | Medium Sized Rating: 2.56 - Guy goes into the pharmacy to buy condoms. |
| | Men and Women Rating: 2.80 - The differences between the two sexes. |
| | Merry Christmas Rating: 2.51 - Twas the night before christmas and all through the house... |
| | Michigan University Rating: 3.19 - Doctor is interested how the women he's performing check ups on have letters on their bodies. |
| | Milking Rating: 5.53 - Funny poem that starts off very erotic and sexual. |
| | Millionaire Rating: 2.17 - There once was a man who lost his arms in a car accident. One day he won a million dollar lottery. |
| | Miracle Baby Rating: 2.33 - A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what to do. |