Cat And Mouse
Three mice are sitting at a bar.

Add to Favorites

Three mice are sitting at a bar. The first is Scottish, the second Irish, and the third German. They just got out of a football game and are trying to decide who is the toughest. The Scotish mouse looks at the other two then slams a shot of jack daniels and says "I'm so tough, when I go home I lay on my back on the mouse trap and trip it with my tail. When the bar comes down I grab it and do ten pushups then run off with the cheese!" The Irish mouse looks at him and then slams two shots of tequilla. He says "I'm so tough, when I go home I find rat poison then grab as much as I can, take it to my hole and grind it into my coffee for a buzz." Both other mice look at the third and he is shaking his head in disgust. He looks up and says "I don't have time for this, I'm gonna go home and fuck the cat!"

Game Information Author: Description: Three mice are sitting at a bar. Size: Game Rating: 2.69 with 412 votes     Please Rate This Page: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Suckage Average Awesome